i introduce u...mr. G-string!!! saking kurang kerjaannya, ampe bikin ni mr. G-string dari kawat yg buat ngiket paket dokumen. ini dia aksi mr. G-string
salam weekend! telat yah...sekarang dah hari2 kerja lagi! tp gapapalah ya...seperti biasanya, ni postingan selalu ada pas abis weekend aja! ehm, weekend kemaren jadwal lumayan padet. sabtu pagi abis bangun tidur langsung mluncur ke kontrakan fahry buat jenguk tanaman2 guw. tetep...cabenya gak bisa tumbuh makmur... ini diya keadaan mereka jam 8 brangkat renang. udah nyoba byar-byur-byar-byur tetep aja mash blon bisa gaya bebas, gpp ding masih untung bisa ngambang. tp aneh deh, dulu pas blon bisa renang, buat ngambang aja susah, sekarang pas pengen bisa nyelam, susah banged buat gak ngambang! abis makan siang rencana mo potong rambut di tempat n capster langganan. guw brangkat bareng rendy roomate guw. sampe di sono tnyata capster langganan masih sibuk, ngantri n jadi antrian terlama yg penah guw lakuin cuman buat potong rambut! n ternyata...dari 3jaman guw ngantri yg guw dapetin cuman gratis cuci rambut. gara-garanya mbak2nya minta guw cuci rambut dulu padahal kerjaan capster langanan blon kelar. jadi ampe rambut guw balik kering seperti semula, guw cuman duduk2 manis aja gitu di depan kaca, gak disentuh sama sekali! karena bete, akhirnya guw cancel gunting rambut!!! gak enak juga ce ma orang salon, tp gmn laggi udah keburu bete!
minggu diajakin ma tmen2 senior buat maen ke pulau enggros, pulau di teluk kasuari yg tiap hari kami liat kalo mo ke jayapura dari abepura. katanya ce di situ kayak ada daratan yg kadang ti,bul kadang tenggelam, orang lokal nyebutnya lapangan timbul tenggelam, biasa buat maen bola katanya klo lagi timbul. brangkat rame2 menuju pelabuhan yoteva pake angkot, trus nyebrang ke pulau pake boat, kurang seru sih, boatnya jalannya pelan, jd rada bosen, padahal cuman 10 menitan. qta dianter ampe pulau trus tar soren baru dijemput ma tukang boatnya. kirain pantainya berpasir putih, tnyata pas nyampe pasirnya item. trus di sana juga gak ada spot yg bagus buat snorkeling, jd ya cuman maen aer, brenang2 aja, gada ombak jd aman banged buat renang. tapi pas siangan abis makan, iseng2 nglempar nasi ke ikan2 kecil yg ada di pinggir pantai, eh mereka mau, n jadi pada ngumpul rada banyak. pas setelah makan guw ngais2 tu bungkusan sisa makan temen2, nyari sisa2 makanan buat ikan2 garis2 itu. wuih seru, ikan2 itu doyan banged ma daging ayam, jadi sambil tiduran di aer qta ngasih makan ikan2 itu....lucu! sayang klo difoto dari atas gak kliatan ikannya! di skitar pulau enggros banyak bintang laut gede, yg berduri gitu, bagus deh warnanya, putih merah, merah item n orange keijoan. karena mupeng akhirnya qta iseng ngambil beberapa, jahat ya...tar nyesel ujung2nya. guw pikir tu bintang laut bisa dikeringin kayak yg kecil, tnyata gak, busuk deh kayaknya jadine...hikz, maafkan saya!!!! janji gak bakalan ngulangi lagi!!! sempet juga maen pasir, lempar2an n dikubur di pasir juga. bodohnya guw yg bikin tu lubang n mengajukan diri buat dikubur! ternyata gak enak rasanya! seseg banged di dada, susah nafas! gak bisa gerak! tp lumayan ce, buat seru2an orang2. jadi badan gue ditimbun pasir n dibentuk gak jelas ma org2 n buat wahana poto2 mereka, salah guw! pas trakhir nyelam juga sempet kena bulu babi, padahal disekitar situ ikannya lumayan bagus2, untung cuman nyenggol, jd gak ada duri yg ketinggalan. Kata orang2 klo kena bulu babi gitu musti segera diambil, biar racunnya gak nyebar, n katae klo dikencingin bisa rada netralin racunnya. Karena guw takut klo jadi parah guw kencingin juga tu luka, hehehe, dibalik pohon besar n rindang guw ngencinginnya...hihihi tips yg aneh! tapi beneran juga sih, jd gak terlalu sakit. karena ampir seharian maen di pantai n kena matahari, hasilnya pas pulang punggung guw tbakar, padahal dah pake lotion juga sblonnya. tapi karena kelamaan kena sinar matahari, tetep aja punggung guw perih. ini poto2 diriq! (maap poto2nya cuman pake hp, yg pake kaera blon dape filenya!)
selama seminggu ini di kantor gak banyak kerjaan, even bisa dibilang gada kerjaan! boz gak ada sejak 26 oktober kmaren, tar balik lagi bru tanggal 6 desember. big boz juga banyak ke luar kota, otomatis ke kantor cuman buat duduk2 aja, males2an. sebenere klo mau banyak juga ce yg bisa dikerjain, tapi malez. nah yang bikin tambah males sekarang di kantor lebih sering maen game, game online di facebook macam cafe world n fishville, jadi addict malahan :(
kerjaan tertunda, malah sibuk ngurusin restoran khayalan n toko ikan di internet! n baru2 ni malah dapet game plant tycoon, yah malah makin sering ngegame-nya di kantor! datang ke kantor cuman buat maen aja jadinya.....payah.....
padahal kmaren lusa boz bru ngasih form isian dailylog, form yg mesti diisi ma kegiatan di kantor tiap jam buat bahan evaluasi. lah...kalo tiap hari, tiap jam guw cuman maen doang, mo diisi apa coba form itu? masak mo diisi perkembangan cafe guw di cafe world, brapa banyak ikan yg berhasil guw jual di fishville n brapa spesies baru yg guw temuin di plant tycoon! huh.....
pertama liat dari gogo, truz cumi bikin juga, kan guw latah kan ya...jadi ikutan juga deh! gatau dapet berapa! itung ndiri ya!!!!
Bold what you’ve done! 01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink 02. Swam with dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Done a striptease...di depan kaca hahaha 11. Bungee jumped 12. Visited Paris 13. Watched a lightning storm at sea 14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise 15. Seen the Northern Lights 16. Gone to a huge sports game 17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa 18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables 19. Touched an iceberg glacier 20. Slept under the stars 21. Changed a baby’s diaper...untung gak pas pup 22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon 23. Watched a meteor shower 24. Gotten drunk on champagne 25. Given more than you can afford to charity 26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope 27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment 28. Had a food fight 29. Bet on a winning horse 30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill...males brangkat 31. Asked out a stranger 32. Had a snowball fight 33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier 34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can 35. Held a lamb 36. Enacted a favorite fantasy 37. Taken a midnight skinny dip 38. Taken an ice cold bath...pas di jacuzzi hotel brrrr 39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar 40. Seen a total eclipse 41. Ridden a roller coaster 42. Hit a home run 43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days 44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking 45. Adopted an accent for an entire day 46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors...pan mudik klo lebaran!!! 47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment...ya paling gak da banyak yg lebih merana dari gue 48. Had two hard drives for your computer 49. Visited all 50 states 50. Loved your job for all accounts 51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced 52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied 53. Had amazing friends...it's such a grace!!! 54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country 55. Watched wild whales 56. Stolen a sign 57. Backpacked in Europe 58. Taken a road-trip 59. Rock climbing 60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice 61. Midnight walk on the beach 62. Sky diving 63. Visited Ireland 64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love 65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them 66. Visited Japan 67. Benchpressed your own weight 68. Milked a cow 69. Alphabetized your records (cds) 70. Pretended to be a superhero...pas kecil ce, yg bisa ngilang n terbang 71. Sung karaoke...ini mah doyan!!! 72. Lounged around in bed all day 73. Posed nude in front of strangers 74. Scuba diving 75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye 76. Kissed in the rain 77. Played in the mud...pas masih kecil juga 78. Played in the rain...pengen lagi...banged! 79. Gone to a drive-in theater 80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it...gatau, pas lagi error 81. Visited the Great Wall of China 82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog...huh, koq bisa tau ya! 83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better 84. Started a business 85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken 86. Toured ancient sites...ke borobudur! hahahaa 87. Taken a martial arts class 88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman 89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight 90. Gotten married 91. Been in a movie 92. Crashed a party 93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have...yeah there someone 94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy 95. Gotten divorced 96. Had sex at the office 97. Gone without food for 5 days 98. Made cookies from scratch 99. Won first prize in a costume contest 100. Ridden a gondola in Venice 101. Gotten a tattoo 102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on...yg alus2 gitu deh...hihihii 103. Rafted the Snake River 104. Been on television news programs as an “expert” 105. Got flowers for no reason 106. Masturbated in a public place 107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything 108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug 109. Performed on stage...trakhir di panggung diklat prajab, hehehehe 110. Been to Las Vegas 111. Recorded music 112. Eaten shark 113. Had a one-night stand 114. Gone to Thailand...??? jadi gak ya? 115. Seen Siouxsie live 116. Bought a house 117. Been in a combat zone 118. Buried one/both of your parents 119. Shaved or waxed...hihihi ampe bersih!!! 120. Been on a cruise ship 121. Spoken more than one language fluently 122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone 123. Bounced a check 124. Performed in Rocky Horror 125. Read - and understood - your credit report 126. Raised children 127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy...ehm, diecast tmasuk gak ce? 128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour 129. Created and named your own constellation of stars 130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country 131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did 132. Called or written your Congress person 132a. Had them write back 133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over 134. …more than once? 135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge 136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking...di motor ce, sering malahan, biasanya malah pake dance2 hahahaha 137. Had an abortion or your female partner did 138. Had plastic surgery 139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived...motor crash ce, motor guw mpe ancur 140. Wrote articles for a large publication 141. Lost over 100 pounds 142. Held someone while they were having a flashback 143. Piloted an airplane 144. Petted a stingray 145. Broken someone’s heart 146. Helped an animal give birth 147. Been fired or laid off from a job 148. Won money on a TV game show 149. Broken a bone...gara2 kcelakaan tulang jari telunjuk kaki yg patah, hahahaa kan tulang juga! 150. Killed a human being 151. Gone on an African photo safari 152. Ridden a motorcycle...makanya ampe jatoh sgala!, (mustinya ini diganti nyetir mobil aja, blon bisa) 153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph 154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced 155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol 156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild 157. Ridden a horse...di tempat wisata n dituntun ma g punya tapi, hihihihi 158. Had major surgery 159. Had sex on a moving train 160. Had a snake as a pet 161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon 162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing 163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours 164. Visited more foreign countries than US states 165. Visited all 7 continents 166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days 167. Eaten kangaroo meat 168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground 169. Been a sperm or egg donor 170. Eaten sushi 171. Had your picture in the newspaper 172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime 173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about 174. Gotten someone fired for their actions 175. Gone back to school 176. Parasailed 177. Changed your name 178. Petted a cockroach,...tapi pake sendal 179. Eaten fried green tomatoes...apa anehnya ya? 180. Read The Iliad 181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read 182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them 183. …and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you 184. Taught yourself art from scratch 185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating...motong ayam termasuk kan! 186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt 187. Skipped all your school reunions...lagi gak pengen ketemu temen2! 188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language 189. Been elected to public office 190. Written your own computer language 191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream 192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care 193. Built your own PC from parts 194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you 195. Had a booth at a street fair 196. Dyed your hair 197. Been a DJ 198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal 199. Written your own role playing game 200. Been arrested
inilah perkembangan ter-update dari tanaman guw, udah mulai tumbuh seh, cuman cabenya kayaknya ga tumbuh normal, bukannya makin gede malah kelihatan makin merana. tapi moga ja mereka tetep survive.
guw mulai ngerjain hal2 yang dulu jadi hobi guw pas masih di malang, ini salah satunya, ngegambar di botol. karena waktu yg ada terbatas, jadinya hari minggu kemaren cuman sempet ngerjain sampai bikin garis dasar. next klo ada waktu lagi dilanjutin dengan ngasihh warna.
ini beberapa foto tanaman yg berhasil survive setelah seminggu ditanam, keep alive gals n guys!
berikut juga disertakan foto progres pelaksanaan proyek, dari sebelom, hingga update terakhit hari ini!
mohon jangan kecewa, even nyela kalo yg dinamain "project" tnyata cuman kayak gini doank! ini pembelaan guw : 1. guw anak kos, so guw otomatis cuman nyewa kamar kos, gak ada hak buat menggunakan lahan punya pemilik kos, so lucky me temen guw, fahry, punya kontrakan yg halaman belakangnya bisa buat ditanami. 2. harga tanaman di papua selangit!. pernah kan dulu crita soal harga ikan hias yg mahal, harga tanaman hias pun tak kalah mahal. buat gambaran, kaktus kodok yg di jawa gak laku,gak ada harga jualnya, di papua bia dijual dg harga 30rb-an! 3. guw kerja dari pagi ampe sore, senin sampe sabtu, jd guw ngerasa hebat aja masih sempet ngurusin tanaman di sela-sela jadwal guw yg padet ;) so...jd wajar dong klo hal sepele gini guw anggep sebagai 'project,' dan ini masih berkelanjutan, pengennya halaman belakang fahry bisa jd tempat buat guw duduk, baca2, sambil minum teh menikmati sore...hahahahahaha
ehm...guw puas sore kemaren! kayae project guw buat punya taman mini a.k.a sdikit-spot buat tanam-menanam bakalan berhasil. kemaren pulang kantor lebih cepet dari biasanya, gara-gara mati lampu orang-orang pada pulang duluan. padahal jam 5 kurang dah nyala listriknya, tp orang kantor dah kepalang pulang. guw gak mau dong nyia-nyiain kesempatan pulang cepet yg langka ini. rencana awal mo ngambilin beberapa tanaman di kantor sabtu siang, trus sabtu sore ditanam. tapi karena kemaren da kesempatan, akhirnya guw ambil aja beberapa tunas tanaman yg ada di kantor, kebetulan tmen guw bawa tas kresek, pas banget deh. jd pas pulang kemaren dah bawa bibit tanaman yg siap ditanam di spot tanam-menanam di kontrakan fahry.
sampe kosan langsung mandi n sholat magrhib. abiz nyari bibit kemangi pesenan fahri, langsung deh guw brankat menuju TKP penanaman hasil jarahan dari kantor. ternyata bibit cabe guw banyak yg layu, ga tahan panas rupanya, terlalu dini, premature. tp yang bikin sedikit seneng bibit cengger ayam dah kelihatan progres pertumbuhannya. hum...*angguk-angguk senang!*
gak buang waktu, langsung guw tanam tu bibit hasil jarahan dari kantor. iya, karena semangatnya, dah lewat magrhib-pun guw lanjut nanem kembang-kembang itu, mumpung da kesempatan n semangat!!! ehm, kayae klo bisa survive n sukses bakalan lumayan deh buat diliat-liat (lumayan loh ya...gak lebih). ehmm....seneng!!!
doain ya...moga project tanam-menanam ini berhasil!!! maap blon bisa kasih foto, kondisi terlalu gelap, jdnya gak memungkinkan buat ambil gambar. laen kali ja yak. oh ya, bibit kemanginya instant, biji selasih yg dijual buat dibikin minuman gitu! tau deh bisa tumbuh pa gak, moga bisa ya....
dah semangat-semangat buat bikin pancake buat sarapan, tnyata hasilnya...GAGAL! gak seperti yg guw mau, gak kayak yg guw bayangkan....humm...salah resep!
huhuhuu...pengen nangis rasanya, tp gak mampu juga! malu juga! mari bernyanyi! "sakit gigiku...aduh...sakit gigiku!" rasanya dah kayak melayang-limbung-mo pingsan! cenut-cenut-cenut...hikz..hikz..hikz...nangis ga pake aer mata....
geraham baru guw dah lubang, tumbuhnya gak normal, miring. katae klo miring musti dicabut, tp gak nyempet2in, gak diniatin, gak nyiapin duit juga buat nyabut. katanya prosedurnya melibatkan penyobekan gusi, jd mungkin jd ganggu proses mengunyah selama beberapa hari. itu yang bikin males n akhirnya ditunda-tunda n berujung dengan gigi bolong.
klo sakit gigi gini rasanya syarafnya jd lambat respon, jd lemes, jd merana...jd males ngapa2in, pengennya tiduran aja. sekarang baru berasa nyesel kenapa dari kecil gak terbiasa rajin sikat gigi. huhuuhu...sakit gigiku....
rara... mata belo' yg jernih, rambut hitam lembut dengan ujung ikal, senyum tulus yg manis, kulit yg gelap dan halus, rasa ingin tau yg tinggi, antusias n tomboi... doesn't she cute heh? rara anak temen guw, pertama kali ngliat langsung jatuh cinta...sungguh anak yg mempesona!!!! muach-muach-muach!!!
just found them being abandone in my officemate house, dari pada makin merana akhirnya guw bawa aja buat guw rawat di kosan. Gambar sebelah kiri kondisi pas nyampe kosan guw, gambar sebelah kanan pas udah di-pot-in. gak jauh beda ya…beda koq, coba deh perhatiin!
karena benih cabe guw dah mulai besar n semakin sempit potnya, kmaren sore benih-benih itu guw pindah ke tanah. ini project yg berkelanjutan untuk melestarikan hobby berkebun guw. lokasi tanam di halaman blakang kontrakan fahry. rencana mo bikin taman mini, ehm, terlalau gede kali ya klo dibilang taman. spot buat tanam menanam tepatnya. mulai guw kerjain lahannya, cie lahan, jam 4 mulainya n kelar jam 5.30. fiuh...lumayan cape', banyak banget batunya, jd musti banyak yg disiapin sebelon benih cabenya siap ditanam. Pas berangkat ke kontrakan fahry sempet nyomot taneman punya induk semang guw, hehehehe dari pada gak keurus kan mending guw yg urus, wupz kayae kleptomania guw kambuh ni!
2 mgg yg lalu guw beli jamur kering, jamur payung. mahal ternyata, buat guw, 250 gram harganya 25rb. padahal isinya cuman belasan buah, jadi sebijinya harganya skitar 2rb. Guw suka sih, udah guw bikin tumis, buat campuran pasta n tadi pagi guw buat omlet. Tapi malesnya sblon masak musti direndam dulu, lama. tp biar ga buang2 waktu buat nungguin tu jamur kembali ke bentuk asalnya, td malem sebelon tidur guw rendem tu jamur kering. teksturnya guw suka...tp baunya...uhm..ngalah2in jengkol, lebay sih, tp mang bau.